Well, at least he has a sense of humor about it, even if Marle doesn't.
Space pirates have an altogether morbid sense of humor, what else can you expect from a culture of clones whose great ambition in life is to be mutated into a hulk mutant by phazon?
Space Pirate humour is priceless. Got to love those guys. A Space Pirate, a Bounty Hunter and a GF Commander Walk to a bar;
The Pirate orders a Alie, the Hunter orders a Beer and the Commander Orders a a fruit squash.
Pirates Beat GF
GF Hides behind Hunters,
Hunters Beat Pirate,
GF turns to Pirates when the Hunters bill comes to the front door.
OK, that example was terrable. Anyone got some good pirate jokes/humour?
Pirate Commanders trying to instil fear among their subordinates take them out to dinner and order lobster.
Okay, I got one...How many space pirates does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the light bulb, and another to genetically engineer the first one to have FINGERS.
Actually you just need one pirate... And lots of lamps... Lots and lots...
4, one to make a 10 by 10 by 10 light bulb, two to get in to do the deed, and one to work the camera
...do i even WANT to know what that last one meant?
THIS IS THE SAME JOKE AS BACK WHEN NAK WAS WORKING WITH CRONOE.YOU KNOW WHEN THY WERE ALL LIKE"I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER IF WE NEW CRONOES SIDE OF THE STORY.THEN NAK SAID"HE CANT TALK THEY CUT OF HIS TONG"THEN THEY ALL GOT SCARED HE SAID "NOT REALY BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE