What is all that bulk for? Probably producing those belly button missiles I guess.
Or maybe Kraid just needs to put down the cheese doodles and do some jumping jacks.
But for each jumping jack would equal about a six to seven on a seimograph.
Kraid, jumping jacks/stars... I hope that doesn't look as bad as Hommer Simpsons fat giggle on a treadmil
Ptobably worse XD, and yeah, Kraid is exceedingly slow despite his size because his feet are almost totally trapped under his massive gut n.n
Solution: Lie down and roll at them....
Do you really think he could get back up with those puny arms?
Maybe he'll be like to turtle on it's back and sqirm around for hours. I don't like abusing animals for fun like that... but Kraid's not exactly an animal, so I guess it's ok. Now who's got a starship with enough engine force to push him over? Face it, thats not really likely to happen. You'd have to him him from behind since he does have a large tail to stop him being pushed onto his back.
I see Fat Basterd jokes revolving around kraid.
And thus the reason Ridley outranks Kraid. And why Kraid is never seen out in the field...